Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Swamp People



 Swamp People

         Just when you think the reality TV genre has exhausted all it’s possibilities, they come out with something you just have to see.  Like  Swamp People !  I’m not sure exactly why it belongs on the History channel but that’s where it airs.   It follows these “Swamp People” (guess that’s where they got the title) as they hunt for alligators during the 30 day hunting season. 
         The History channel advertises it as a “uniquely American story of a proud and skillful people fighting to maintain an ancient way of life in a rapidly modernizing world…”  I am not arguing. It is a way of life that I didn’t know even existed and I am glad I didn’t grow up into.  I’m soooo glad to not have to make or supplement my living in the swamps of Louisiana! 
         Living in the Northeast, the bayou way of life is so completely alien.  I cannot imagine getting onto a little metal boat equipped just with some hooks, lines and guns.  They are trying to find the big alligators to get the bigger payoff.  I’m sure there are many terrifying jobs that I have never considered but this one seems especially scary to me.  If I were on the show, I would constantly have a big wet spot on the back of my overalls from pissing myself in terror.   And, I would probably be so jumpy that I would shoot a hole in my boat five minutes into the pilot.
         However, the couple of times my family has stumbled onto the show, I get sucked in.  How could you not?  These guys are American born and speaking English but they have to subtitle them!!!  I find the whole “job” scary and fascinating and it always makes my mind wander and wonder.  I have wondered up lots of questions! (I’ve tried to group them in some related way…)

1.     Who pitched this idea?  Does one of these guys have some far-flung family member in TV who knew what they were doing for a living? Was someone doing research for something else and just stumbled onto these guys?  I can’t imagine the alligator hunters having lots of free time to write up pitches for a show…    Was some exec  shoe shopping and the decided to dig a little deeper into the backstory of his groovy, new alligator shoes?

2.    What History Channel personnel had to go there for the contract signing? Were they excited to go or did they draw straws?  How did they dress to go out into the wilds of Louisiana? Did the TV guys try to dress down and what would be their idea of dressing down?  (Did they wear Izod shirts?!?) What type of cars did they rent?  Pickups to try and fit in?  Did they go to these guys’ houses?  What was the small talk like before they got down to business? Was the contract signing at the kitchen table with jelly jars of moonshine or just the whole brown jug passed around?  (Yeah, I know I’m stereotyping but this is my mental wandering.)

3.     How many guys did they look at before deciding which guys to feature on the show?  I’m just wondering how many guys do this.  Did they have a lot to choose from and they just went with the most colorful?  Or are these the last guys that do this?

4.    They subtitle the all of the Swamp People.  Some of the guys have such a thick accent that you’d never know what’s going on otherwise.  BUT a few are easy to understand and, still, they are subtitled.  Is that so the other guys don’t feel bad?  OR because the viewers from Louisiana won’t understand the guys who don’t talk like they have a chaw of marbles in their mouths?

5.    Now that we all know about this job, is there going to be a new surge in the industry?  Lot’s of city slicker, copycat alligator hunters moving to the area and getting eaten?  AND my most burning question…

6.    Is it written into the contract: “No matter how big the show gets or how much we pay you, you may not fix your teeth”?!?




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