Speed What?!

Really right now?!  Right here?!

This could make things awkward if you are going out to lunch with a coworker. But what if I am in the car with my parents? Or my brother?  And what if your windows aren't tinted?  

But it would work if you were taking your six dogs for a ride...  

(This is the only place I've seen Speed Humps instead of Speed Bumps.  I'm thinking a boy ordered the signs.  Maybe a boy born in England?)