I haven't watched Survivor since the first season or two. But whenever I see the commercials I always wonder: Do they have a behind the scenes grooming tent? Did you ever wonder that?
It seems the girls always wear tiny bikinis as every day clothing. Making shelters, catching food and competing in eliminations. In tiny bikinis. With stretching and bending. I don't see any armpit beards. Or furry legs. How do they do that? We're supposed to believe that these people are "stranded". But you know the camera people all have nicer places to sleep. I believe that there is also a waxing tent. How else could these women stay so smooth?
Okay, yes, they could have brought razors with them. But they are always in beach locales. Have you ever going swimming in the ocean right after shaving? It's like scratching yourself up and jumping in rubbing alcohol. How would you shave in the ocean? Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
I imagine there are clauses in the contract guaranteed to make good and pretty TV...
Good TV clause: You will eat whatever disgusting thing we provide.
Pretty TV clause: Women will visit the grooming tent once a week for a full wax, buff and shine.
Good TV: You will fight with everyone.
Pretty TV: Vote off the older and larger people first.
Good TV: Cry and accuse.
Pretty TV: One piece bathing suits must be worn not more that 5% of your total time on the island.
Good TV: No one will laugh when Jeff P. gets all serious when snuffing a torch.
Pretty TV: Women will jump up and down a lot during their elimination challenges. Even if the challenges do not involve jumping. (Pretend you are cold.)
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