Wardrobe Woes at Walmart (I love alliteration!)

There seems to be an inverse relationship between the standards of dress and the temperature.  As the temperature rises, standards go down.  I start out the summer in short sleeves (hating my upper arms) and a week later I find an undershirt to be a perfectly acceptable attire.  But I do have some standards.  I have never decided to just forgo the whole shirt thing.  I recently saw this picture of a woman at Walmart...

Excuse me, ma'am?  I think you forgot something at home...

Holy Cow!  Even if it's a million degrees, it's never ok to just tuck your boobs into your pants and go out in public.  (Even if it's a million degrees AND you are having a hot flash AND this cold food section feels SO good.  Nope. No way.)

If you Google "People of Walmart", you can see photos of horrifying wardrobe fails and malfunctions and (apparently) missing clothing.  There are photos and videos that have gone viral  and websites.  Which has me wondering again...

Could there be (please) a new internet game?  A new way to seek fame? (Forget "Fame and Fortune"- people just seem to want the fame.) If I had big cojones, I would dress in an outrageous manner and go shopping at my local Walmart JUST to see how long it would take for my picture to get posted to Reddit or Buzzfeed or just go viral.  I really want to believe that the people are doing the crazy thing on purpose.  For the "glory"? For the shock value? I just don't want to believe they thought nothing of going out like this.

I know that is wishful thinking but it is what I am choosing to believe.  I do go to Walmart sometimes and I've seen some funky stuff but not like anything on the internet.  Maybe I'm not going to the "right" Walmart?  (Is it ironic that as I was writing this yesterday I was wearing a pair of $9 Danskin pants I bought at Walmart?)  Like I said, I do go to Walmart sometimes BUT ONLY on vacation.  Far from home.  That way, when people are freaky, they are (let's say) "quaint local folk" and "colorful characters".  Like extras in a movie...  I never go to the Walmart near me.  The crazy people are not amusing novelties when they live by you....